Coolest Mens Watch Biegert & Funk QLOCKTWO W. The Biegert & Funk QLOCKTWO W Watch features a grid of 110 letters in random placement across the front of a square stainless steel case. Spell the time, date or seconds, and words light up to tell you the right time with a touch of a button. Biegert & Funk have reinvented the notion of telling time with an innovative, artful way of broadcasting it. Precise time is displayed typographically, in a matrix of words and pinpoints sharply illuminated by LEDs. Hours and 5-minute increments are spelled out, and one of four pinpoints at the base of the face adds each additional minute. Seconds and calendar day can be displayed by pressing the button on the side of the face, which are shown as large numbers on the front matrix. Available in English, French and German. 94″w soft leather strap X 1.38″ square face.